BETH'S MONUMENT THING

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Beth's Monument is this really cool-looking building made of off-white stone. The central part has a big dome roof with some smaller parts off of it, and there is a wall around the whole thing, with a big wooden gate. Directly inside the gate is a courtyard with a high platform where Beth stands to distribute Schmiddollars to the crowds of adoring bums gathered below. Afterwards they all go into the lobby in front of the main part of the building and have a feast of peanut butter and read quotes from the holy book, the Wealth of Stupid Cliches.

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